I SUSPECT YOU'RE NOT PAYING ATTENTION

I posted an obviously nonsensical statistic about guns and self-defense a few days ago.

It wasn't a test. I wasn't paying attention, either.

Sorry about that, especially if you've gone and gotten yourself killed as a result of taking something you've read here too seriously.

But look, folks, let this be a lesson to you. Thinking about statistics is your responsibility, too. You can't always be relying on me to do the heavy lifting.