PASS THE TERRIFYING NEWS ON TO YOUR MOSQUITO BRETHREN, TOO

I just saw a mosquito fly past my computer screen. I reached out and caught it in mid-air, first try. I don't know who was more surprised, me or the mosquito. It was not a full, slow mosquito, but a hungry, fast one. I got it before it got me.

I know just how Haye's feeling right now.