I'm on my way to Washington DC, on Sunday. If you're in Washington and would like to redeem yourself by volunteering to adopt another splendid animal from Istanbul, I'll personally bring you your new pet. Have a look here.
Bruce Willis, in particular, would be more than happy to sit around with you all evening and watch MMA videos on the Internet. He'd be a very appropriate companion for a martial-arts enthusiast.
We wouldn't have much time to arrange this, so get in touch right away with Viktor Larkhill if you'd like an adorable hand-delivered martial-arts companion from Istanbul.